Him: You look so sexy today. ^^
Me: Shut up. -_-
Him: -hugs me- Oh...you're fat.
Me: What the hell is wrong with you? First you called me sexy and now fat. O_O
Him: I change my mind very quickly. =P
Me: Mean... -glares at him-
Him: What? Are you going to punch me or something?
Me: What? No.
Him: Then why are you giving me that cock stare?
Me: Dafuq, man? O___O